Volume One, Chapter Three: Bearing a Grave Responsibility

Xiao Ning’s gaze skimmed over the creaking old weaving loom, settling on his grandmother’s frost-touched temples and his mother’s weary profile. This impoverished prison must be shattered!

But this body of his… an eight-year-old child, no matter how skilled in dragon-slaying arts, how could he possibly bind a mighty dragon in such a short time?

In ancient times, the only legitimate and swift path to overturn one’s fate was through the imperial examinations.

Yet…

From the bedroom came his father’s stumbling, halting recitation. Xiao Ning closed his eyes in pain.

Dusk deepened.

His eldest aunt, Mrs. Wang, finished weaving hemp and went to the kitchen to prepare dinner. The food was as unpalatable as ever.

The family ate silently.

Old Madam Yu, frail with age, retired early to rest.

But the oil lamps in the rooms of the two sons stubbornly burned on.

Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Zhou each returned to their rooms, obeying their mother-in-law’s stern command to supervise their husbands’ “hanging by the beam” and “pricking the thigh” study methods.

“Quoting: Left staff… yellow axe, right holding white banner… to command…” Xiao Zhongyuan’s voice drifted in a daze, as if sleepwalking, his head slowly drooping.

“Ah—!”

A shriek akin to a pig being slaughtered pierced the air! The hemp rope hanging from the beam tugged sharply at his hair bun!

“Quoting… ah, my goodness! It hurts so much! This ‘quoting’… ‘quoting’ never ends! My hair… my scalp is coming off!” Xiao Zhongyuan snapped wide awake, tears and snot smearing his face, yet he dared not struggle.

Next door, the voice from Xiao Bodu’s room was clearly unraveling, filled with collapse and madness. “Quoting… quoting… I clearly memorized it by day! How… how do I forget it all at night!”

“What exactly is it?! Wife! Quick! Piercing me! Do it hard!” Xiao Bodu pounded the table and shouted.

Mrs. Wang trembled, picked up the gleaming awl beside her, closed her eyes, and plunged it fiercely into his outer thigh!

“Ah—!”

“Ow… I remember now! It’s quoting ‘Bingwu moon’!!” Xiao Bodu’s face contorted in pain, yet there was a self-tormenting excitement.

“Husband… it’s… bleeding!” Mrs. Wang’s voice shook uncontrollably.

“What? Blood?!” Xiao Bodu looked down at the small bleeding hole in his thigh, rolled his eyes, and collapsed with a thud before the bed.

Then came the terrified screams and chaotic crying of Mrs. Wang, Xiao Yun, and Xiao Yaor.

In the adjoining bedroom, lying on the bed, Xiao Ning tightly covered his ears with small hands, despairingly humming a cursed earworm from his past life:

Dare not open eyes, hoping it’s all illusion!

Right, counting on these two to revive the family through the imperial exams?

Turning over, Xiao Ning felt a profound solemnity—this heavy burden of a broken, impoverished household would have to fall on his shoulders, the fake eight-year-old but true prodigy!

Heaven above, ancestors protect!

Mrs. Wang’s slightly hoarse call shattered the courtyard’s silence: “Dinner’s ready—!”

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